Crazy Golf Sail Boat - Frankie Mills Photography

So we were on the Nile
Babe, get ahold of this. There’s this new lotion that’s just come out.
Oh yeah? Really? What’s it do?
It freezes your body in its current form.
Once its on, that’s it
Your bruises won't heal. Your bones won’t grow. Your tan won’t fade.
Really? Well, can I try it?
Don’t you think you should wait a little bit first?
You kinda wolfed that Souvlaki
It’s literally sticking out of your stomach. I can see its exact shape. Chips and pork shreds and all.
I hear sirens.
They are swarming my head.
And this little dog keeps barking at my ankles.
So I try to move away.
My bones just got heavy.
Really heavy.
And my eyelids are being sealed with beeswax.
There are ants on my feet.
I think I’m gonna lie down.
I can smell honeysuckle
Don’t you think that cloud looks kind of like a tank?
Hey, can you rub some of that on me?
The tub is almost empty.
And it’s making this fucking annoying wheezing sound
like a sick cat that has a hairball in its mouth and won’t cough it up already
Are you still here?
Sh Sh
I hear you say.
There no more left now, anyway.

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